Listen up, people! Pay attention to the date of the previous article!
My apologies if I scared some of you!
To avoid any further misunderstandings: of course we stay here! We like it here! We love the food here! We hate the seasons! We even love IKA! After all they paid for my hospital care…
Oh, and you didn’t really picture me in front of the aquarium in a damp flat somewhere in Holland, arranging my stamps and feeding the canary, did you? Did you?!?!